White_Stone
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5i7tADnxuR79MJPcf7h0C8jxGSMGQD9BONI100
What next?? Anyone surprised at this?
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Gone to the dogs: LA church starts pet service
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IWantAnguish
The things false prophets will do in order to bolster their church attendance...
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Compton
Maybe this movement will be the start of a new denomination: the Dogmatics.
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PaulWest
Maybe this movement will be the start of a new denomination: the Dogmatics.
Very good brother. I was thinking "petantic" myself :)
Brother Paul
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Compton
Hey, if dogs are finally going to church, does that mean people can finally go to obedience school? (rimshot)
Sorry ;-)
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PaulWest
You can manipulate them to lay at the altar - for a treat.
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roadsign
Oh my! Is this forum going to the dogs!
Diane
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ginnyrose
Reminds me of a quote attributed to Vance Havner: "I used to say that people are going to the dogs, but I quit saying this out of respect to the dogs!"
ginnyrose aka Sandra
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sermonindex
Well you know, I would love to see my dog Rex again. A handsome black lab.
"come on Rex, heeerrrreee Rexy, com'on boy."
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IWantAnguish
Hmm, perhaps all the chickens, cows, and pigs I've eaten during my life will meet me in eternal glory?
Hope there are no hard feelings!
:-P
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KingJimmy
At least this thread isn't about people who bark like dogs under the "spirit" :-)
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ginnyrose
LOL!
Critics sure can't say Christians don't have a sense of humor! :-)
I am surprised Krispy hasn't weighed in on this!
ginnyrose
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Compton
I am surprised Krispy hasn't weighed in on this!
From what I know of Krispy, people without horse sense is one of his pet peeves; so this would probably make him hot under the collie. However, his good breeding would keep him from getting too ruff. He would paws to consider how it would behoove this misguided pastor to repent for turning a house of worship into an animal house, for it isn't the animal kingdom that is supposed to be near, but the kingdom of heaven.
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KingJimmy
Well, literally speaking, we are supposed to preach the gospel of the kingdom to all of creation. I know one pastor who said when he began to preach, nobody would listen to him. So he would go out in a field and preach to the cows. :-)
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ginnyrose
From what I know of Krispy, people without horse sense is one of his pet peeves; so this would probably make him hot under the collie. However, his good breeding would keep him from getting too ruff. He would paws to consider how it would behoove this misguided pastor to repent for turning a house of worship into an animal house, for it isn't the animal kingdom that is supposed to be near, but the kingdom of heaven.
Michael, this is [i]too
This post reminds me of the column that appeared in "Christianity Today" many years ago, "Eutychus and His Kin". That was the first piece I would read upon receipt of the magazine.
I always did lament the passing of Christian humorists. The ability to laugh at oneself and things that normally annoy is rooted in a forgiving mentality: that not all things are to be taken seriously, that not everything folks do is because of sin, but because they are human and their forgetfulness gets in the way of life.
Thanks y'all for the smiles this thread evoked.....
ginnyrose
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