The Devil tried to cause quarrels but was thwarted by a faithful couple's unity.
An old couple living in the west of England had come up to a happy old age without ever a jarring word. The Devil looked upon them, and thought they were injuring his cause, and tried for over twenty years to create a quarrel between them. At length he became discouraged, and was about to give up the case, when he met a neighbor, who volunteered to do what he could not; for which she was to receive a pair of shoes. The old woman at once went to work. She told Mrs. Blumford, that a change was coming over her happy husband; but, to cure him, she must shave off the lock growing under his chin. She next met Mr. Blumford, and talked to him much in the same way. When he was asleep, Mrs. Blumford thought she would do as advised; but, as she held the razor in her hand, her husband awoke. From that time, there was constant wrangling between the old couple. The Devil hastened to meet his faithful emissary, and reward her for her success. He handed the shoes to her over a fence, on the end of a long pole. She asked him why he had handed them to her in that way. "Because," replied he, "any one who has the cunning and meanness to do as you have done don't get nearer than twenty feet of me." After a while, the old woman died; and, when she applied for admission to the lower regions, the Devil would not let her in for fear she might dethrone him, as she was so much his superior. So the old woman is yet condemned to wander over the world, creating quarrels and strife in peaceful families and neighborhoods. Her name is Madame Scandal. When she died, the young Scandals were left orphans; but the Devil, in consideration of the services done by the mother, adopted them; and so he is father to the respectable class called scandal-mongers.