WOODY ALLEN, director/actor/writer
“I do occasionally envy the person who is religious naturally, without being brainwashed into it or suckered into it by all the organized hustles.” [Rolling Stone magazine, 1987]
DAVE BARRY, humorist / syndicated columnist
Dave Barry reportedly said, “I decided I was an atheist early on” in a 25 Nov 2001 interview with the Dallas Star-Telegram profile.
BILL BLASS, fashion designer
“I have a firm belief in such things as, you know, the water, the Earth, the trees and sky. And I'm wondering, it is increasingly difficult to find those elements in nature, because it's nature I believe in rather than some spiritual thing.”
MARLON BRANDO, actor
At his son Christian's murder trial a few years ago, Brando refused to take a religious oath, stating that he is an atheist.
GEORGE CARLIN, comedian
“And for those of you who look to The Bible for moral lessons and literary qualities, I might suggest a couple of other stories for you. You might want to look at the Three Little Pigs, that's a good one. Has a nice happy ending, I'm sure you'll like that. Then there's Little Red Riding Hood, although it does have that part where the Big Bad Wolf actually eats the grandmother. And finally, I've always drawn a great deal of moral comfort from Humpty Dumpty. The part I like the best? “All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again.” That's because there is no Humpty Dumpty, and there is no God. None, not one, no God, never was.”
FIDEL CASTRO, Cuban leader
A wire service story writes of his audience with the pope: “Castro was educated by Jesuit priests as a young man, but later shed his religion for revolution, Marxism and atheism. Nonetheless, he bowed slightly when he met the pope and told him it was a 'great honor' to be in the Vatican.”
DICK CAVETT, talk show host
“This is my religious problem: it would be wonderful to believe in the most fundamental way. It would make life easier, it would explain everything, it would give meaning where none is apparent, it would make tragedies bearable. If I went to a revival meeting, I have no doubt I could be one of the first to go down on his knees. It seems as if the only religion worth having is the simplest possible religion. But something about the fact that all it takes to make it so is deciding it IS so puts me off. Knowing it could instantly make me much happier makes it somehow unworthy of having.”
MICKY DOLENZ, Producer and founding member of The Monkees.
Is there a God? Micky Dolenz: “No. God is a verb, not a noun.”
PATRICK DUFFY, Actor & Practicing Buddhist
On Buddhism: “And it deals with the fact, in essence, you know, come right out and say it, that there is no God, that the individual is God. Buddha is a teacher. Which was what Christ was, in my opinion, in terms of historical relevance.”
JODIE FOSTER, actress
“I absolutely believe that there is no direct evidence, so how could you ask me to believe in God when there's absolutely no evidence that I can see? I do believe in the beauty and the awe-inspiring mystery of the science that's out there that we haven't discovered yet, that there are scientific explanations for phenomena that we call mystical because we don't know any better.”
JANEANE GAROFALO, actress/comedian
“God seems very man-made to me. There are so many theories, and not everyone can be right. It's human nature to need a religious crutch, and I don't begrudge anyone that. I just don't need one.”
“The Bible, I've said it before, is a beautifully written work of fiction.”
“Organized religions and their dogmas only serve to indoctrinate the participants into sheeplike common behaviors. This type of blind assimilation promotes the popularity of top-forty count down radio stations and movie sequels. Skepticism towards groups, holy or otherwise, is enriching and makes you a far more entertaining person.”
BILL GATES, Microsoft chairman
“In terms of doing things I take a fairly scientific approach to why things happen and how they happen. I don't know if there's a god or not, but I think religious principles are quite valid.”
“Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning.”
BOB GELDOF, recording artist / humanitarian activist
Geldof was interviewed live on the 19 Oct 2001 edition of “The Late Late Show” on RTÉ (Irish national television). When asked if he was an atheist/agnostic (the presenter used both terms) Geldof said yes; he then confirmed that he doesn't believe in an afterlife.
SETH GREEN, actor (Buffy The Vampire Slayer, the Austin Powers movies)
“God is, to me, pretty much an idea. God is, to me, pretty much a myth created over time to deny the idea that we're all responsible for our own actions.”
KATHARINE HEPBURN, actress
In an interview in the October 1991 Ladies' Home Journal that was advertised as her “most candid” ever, Hepburn said, “I'm an atheist, and that's it. I believe there's nothing we can know except that we should be kind to each other and do what we can for each other.”
PENN JILLETTE, magician/author
Penn is the loud half of Penn & Teller. They perform their irreverent magic act regularly in Las Vegas and major venues around the world. Both are very outspoken about being atheists and skeptics. They use it as part of the act. Penn recounts a 1998 appearance on Donny and Marie Osmond's syndicated talkshow: We were asked to do autographs for Donny and Marie. I wrote, “There is no god,” and Teller wrote, “He's right.”
ANGELINA JOLIE, actor
Is there a God? Angelina Jolie: “Hmm... For some people. I hope so, for them. For the people who believe in it, I hope so. There doesn't need to be a God for me. There's something in people that's spiritual, that's godlike. I don't feel like doing things just because people say things, but I also don't really know if it's better to just not believe in anything, either.”
MARGOT KIDDER, actor
“I went through millions of dollars -- I have no idea how much. I'd buy things for friends, take people to Paris. Once I stayed up for three weeks in a row because I felt like I was called upon to write a new religion for women. I was reading all these books, including the Bible -- and I'm an atheist.”
RICHARD LEAKEY, paleontologist/author/Kenyan politician
“I myself do not believe in a god who has or had a human form and to whom I owe an existence. I believe it is man who created God in his image and not the other away around; also I see no reason to believe in life after death.”
JOHN MALKOVICH, actor
“I also particularly like him (Sigmund Freud) because he was an atheist, and I grew tired of religion some time not long after birth. I believe in people, I believe in humans, I believe in a car, but I don't believe something I can't have absolutely no evidence of for millenniums. And it's funny -- people think analysis or psychiatry is mad, and THEY go to CHURCH...”
BARRY MANILOW, recording artist
Q: Do you believe in God?
A: Yes. His name is Clive Davis, and he's the head of my record company.
Q: How important is your Judaism to you?
A: It isn't. My humanism is.
RANDY NEWMAN, recording artist
“I never had faith,” said Newman. “But I have respect for the idea. There's no joy being an atheist.”
MIKE NICHOLS, FILM DIRECTOR (Silkwood, Catch-22, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? and The Graduate for which he won an Oscar for Best Director).
“I never consider what comes after this life, I have no interest in heaven, hell, god, etc...”
JACK NICHOLSON, actor
“I don't believe in God now,” but he added, “I can still work up an envy for someone who has a faith. I can see how that could be a deeply soothing experience.”
PAULA POUNDSTONE, comedian
“Although raised a conservative Methodist, I am, in fact, a liberal atheist.”
“I'm an atheist, so I don't really know where spirituality fits in for me ... a devout atheist.”
JAMES RANDI, conjurer/investigator/author
“I hereby state my opinion that the notion of a god is a basic superstition and that there is no evidence for the existence of any god(s). Further, devils, demons, angels and saints are myths; there is no life after death, no heaven or hell; the Pope is a dangerous, bigoted, medieval dinosaur, and the Holy Ghost is a comic-book character worthy of laughter and derision. I accuse the Christian god of murder by allowing the Holocaust to take place -- not to mention the 'ethnic cleansing' presently being performed by Christians in our world -- and I condemn and vilify this mythical deity for encouraging racial prejudice and commanding the degradation of women.”
CHRISTOPHER REEVE, director/actor
Q: Do you believe in the Lord?
A: “Even though I don't personally believe in the Lord, I try to behave as though He was watching.”
“Well, believe it or not, I think that, y'know, God is not an entity that you find when you go to church and pray to God almighty, you know, and I always remembered that going to church as a kid, you know, and they talk about the vengeance of His terrible swift sword and His army, I said, “well that's kind of a scary guy.” But I think that -- while I don't believe in God, per se, I believe in spirituality. And I believe that spirituality actually is automatically within ourselves, but we have to learn how to access it, and what that is, is realizing there is a higher power; there is...”
SALMAN RUSHDIE, novelist
“God, Satan, Paradise, and Hell all vanished one day in my fifteenth year, when I quite abruptly lost my faith...and afterwards, to prove my new-found atheism, I bought myself a rather tasteless ham sandwich, and so partook for the first time of the forbidden flesh of the swine. No thunderbolt arrived to strike me down. [...] From that day to this I have thought of myself as a wholly secular person.”
ANNIKA SÖRENSTAM, professional golfer
Question: Religious or atheist?
“I believe in the good message that you can find in religion. But whether there is some ruler up there, above the clouds, I doubt.”
HOWARD STERN, radio personality/author/actor
On April 23, 1999, in the wake of the Colorado school killings, Stern got really frustrated with a caller: “Please with the God talk. Hate to break it to you, but there is no God.”
During the July 23, 1999 show, a caller repeatedly claimed that “Jesus Christ will hold [Howard Stern] responsible for his wickedness.” Howard responded by saying that “man created god” and questioned whether Christ actually ever existed.
DONALD SUTHERLAND, actor
Q. “If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you are at the Pearly Gates?”
Sutherland chuckled and replied: “Oh, you know something? I'm so far away from believing that it exists, and the only thing I know are jokes about it.”
TED TURNER, media mogul
The New Yorker published an interview with Turner in which the 62-year-old media mogul said he and Jane Fonda split up partly because of her decision to become a Christian. “She just came home and said 'I've become a Christian,'" Turner told the magazine. “Before that, she was not a religious person. That's a pretty big change for your wife of many years to tell you. That's a shock.”
Replied Fonda: “My becoming a Christian upset him very much -- for good reason. He's my husband and I chose not to discuss it with him -- because he would have talked me out of it. He's a debating champion.”
Turner -- an atheist who previously questioned whether prohibiting adultery should've been one of the 10 Commandments -- also acknowledged that he had become suicidal after his breakup with Fonda, and after losing of control over Turner Broadcasting when AOL Time Warner was reorganized.
EDDIE VEDDER, recording artist (Pearl Jam)
“The word 'religion' has such bad connotations for me, that it's been responsible for wars, and it shouldn't be that way at all, it's just the way the meaning of the word has evolved to me. I have to wonder what we did on this planet before religion.”
“All I really believe in is this moment, like right now.”
At a July 22, 1998 Pearl Jam concert in Seattle's Memorial Stadium, Vedder said about the unusually beautiful weather, “I would thank God, but I don't believe in it.”
GORE VIDAL, author
“Once people get hung up on theology, they've lost sanity forever. More people have been killed in the name of Jesus Christ than any other name in the history of the world.”
“I'm a born-again atheist.”
KURT VONNEGUT JR., author
INTERVIEWER asks something about how he was affected by his study of anthropology.
VONNEGUT: Yes, it confirmed my atheism, which was the religion of my fathers anyway.
STEVE WOZNIAK, cofounder of Apple Computer
Q. ”I was reading that Gates, Linus T. and Larry Ellison are all atheist or agnostic. The article made no mention of you or Steve Jobs. My question is, are you a man of faith and do you think that Mr. Jobs believes in God?”
Wozniak: “I am also atheist or agnostic (I don't even know the difference). I've never been to church and prefer to think for myself. I do believe that religions stand for good things, and that if you make irrational sacrifices for a religion, then everyone can tell that your religion is important to you and can trust that your most important inner faiths are strong.”
“Steve Jobs may be an informal fan of Eastern religions but it's never obvious in him and I never heard of him regularly attending a church. That's only a guess."
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