[These appear to have been copied from a magazine article or other publication. I should stress, however, that some or all of the quotes could be inaccurate. -- Chris]
INVENTIONS
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“640K ought to be enough for anybody.”
-- Bill Gates, 1981 (possibly apocryphal)
“There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.”
-- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 (possibly apocryphal)
“But what … is it good for?”
-- Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip.
“I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won’t last out the year.”
-- The editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall, 1957
“Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.”
-- Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949
“I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.”
-- Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
"A rocket will never be able to leave earth's atmosphere."
-- New York Times, 1936.
“The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?”
-- David Sarnoff’s associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920’s.
"No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris."
-- Orville Wright
“Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.”
-- Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.
"The horse is here to stay, but the automobile is only a novelty, a fad."
-- President of Michigan Savings Bank advising against investing in Ford Motor Co., 1903.
“Everything that can be invented has been invented.”
-- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899. (possibly apocryphal)
“Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.”
-- Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society, 1895.
“This ‘telephone’ has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us.”
-- Western Union internal memo, 1876.
"Well-informed people know it is impossible to transmit the voice over wires and that were it possible to do so, it would be of no practical value."
-- Boston Post, 1865.
BUSINESS
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“If I had thought about it, I wouldn’t have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can’t do this.”
-- Spencer Silver on the work that led to the unique adhesives for 3-M “Post-It” Notepads.
“So we went to Atari and said, ‘Hey, we’ve got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or we’ll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we’ll come work for you.’ And they said, ‘No.’ So then we went to Hewlett-Packard, and they said, ‘Hey, we don’t need you. You haven’t got through college yet.’”
-- Apple Computer Inc. founder Steve Jobs on attempts to get Atari and H-P interested in his and Steve Wozniak’s personal computer.
“The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a ‘C,’ the idea must be feasible.”
-- A Yale University management professor in response to Fred Smith’s paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service. (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.)
“A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make.”
-- Response to Debbi Fields’ idea of starting Mrs. Fields’ Cookies.
“Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau.”
-- Irving Fisher, Professor of Economics, Yale University, Oct. 17, 1929.
“Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You’re crazy.”
-- Drillers who Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist to his project to drill for oil in 1859.
MEDICINE
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“The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon.”
-- Sir John Eric Ericksen, British surgeon, appointed Surgeon-Extraordinary to Queen Victoria 1873.
“Louis Pasteur’s theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.”
-- Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at Toulouse, 1872
"For the majority of people, the use of tobacco has a beneficial effect."
-- Dr. Ian G. MacDonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek, Nov. 18, 1963.
“While theoretically and technically television may be feasible, commercially and financially it is an impossibility.”
-- Inventor Lee DeForest
"Television won't be able to hold on to any market it captures after the first six months. People will soon get tired of staring at a plywood box every night."
-- Darryl F. Zanuck, head of 20th Century Fox, 1946.
POPULAR CULTURE
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“We don’t like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.”
-- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.
"You ain't going nowhere son. You ought to go back to driving a truck."
-- Grand Ole Opry's Jim Denny to Elvis Presley, 1954.
“I’m just glad it’ll be Clark Gable who’s falling on his face and not Gary Cooper.”
-- Gary Cooper on his decision not to take the leading role in “Gone With The Wind,” 1939.
"I have no political ambitions for myself or my children."
-- Joseph P. Kennedy, 1936.
“Who the in the world wants to hear actors talk?”
-- H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927.
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[Original illustration at this number was a duplicate of HolwickID #16466]